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This is war.

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[–] • 17 pts

You should put the vaxxed crap at the edge of your yard/property line so those fuckers don't contaminate the good stuff for the purebloods. Make sure they are wearing humiliation masks under their costume masks too.

[–] • 10 pts

Damned good idea. I have a low wall down the steps by the sidewalk and I could use that for the display. Thanks for the idea.

[–] • 12 pts

Ahahhha I love how the saltines are in singles not even packaged.

[–] • 2 pts

Yeah, I thought that would send a message.

[–] • 2 pts

Hit em with extra salt just to be sure lol

[–] • 1 pt

Open up all the raisins and just pour in salt.

[–] • 10 pts

You still get trick or treaters huh? Must be a nice neighborhood. Around here the parents take the kids to the more expensive developments where the houses are close together. I didn't want any niggers at my door anyway.

[–] • 6 pts

Give bananas to the nigger children

[–] • 1 pt

Hahahaha!! Ya that would be hilarious. Good thing we don't get many niggers here.

[–] • 0 pt

I don’t think Iv ever gone a day in my life without seeing one

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Deys wonts wassahmellons

[–] • 0 pt

Well I ain’t stacking wassahmellons on my front porch. Fuck the niggers. If I ain’t got what dey want, den dey can just pass me by.

[+] [deleted] • 6 pts
[–] • 2 pts

Yeah, we live in a pretty nice neighborhood. And we get a lot of transplants for Halloween. Mostly spics from the cheap apartments in town. Very few niggers.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Welcome to California

[–] • 0 pt

Yep. And I’m likely leaving fairly soon. Born and raised here. Fuck this state.

[–] • 5 pts (edited )

I love this time of the year. Halloween thanksgiving my birthday Christmas and New Years. Back to back to back. Plus the weather is amazing. FUCK the summer. Ahhhhhh it’s so nice. Not even the kikes can ruin the feeling of fall weather. You gotta enjoy the little things. It’s one of my favorite feelings in life. Working some light work. Get a slight bit of sweat on your forehead. Working in the cool crisp air. The breeze blows a little bit and the sun is going down. Beautiful

[–] • 0 pt

Starting in September and up till Christmas, 4 out of the 5 of us have birthdays. So I loveeeee this time of year. Taking the kids to the pumpkin patch in a few days- I am excited!

[–] • 1 pt

Nice. I want to have kids. I need a good woman first though. It’s hard to find one. I’m afraid to put my trust in anybody

[–] • 0 pt

Understandable. But she may have trust issues with you when she finds your stash of dick pics.

[–] • 5 pts

Careful, those eggs could end up splattered on the side of your house or car. Give ‘em styrofoam peanuts, easier to clean up.

[–] • 4 pts

I might substitute with dental floss, celery, and pencils.

[–] • 1 pt

baby carrots, you can buy them in individual snack packs

[–] • 0 pt

I’d put the baby carrots in the box unwrapped and without any dip.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

I would fill the vaccinated box with coal...eggs and raisins are a treat, they dont even deserve them

[–] • 4 pts

Not a bad idea, but this is Halloween. Gotta give the kids something to eat. For the "vaxxed" kids, it might be their last meal.

[–] • 4 pts

Give them bland rice cakes then... or celery... for their poor health

[–] • 2 pts

Oh great idea! I could get some of that.

[–] • 4 pts

I love eggs, crackers, and raisins lol but that is beside the point. What’s with the pot? Is that what the eggs were boiled in? Are those hard boiled eggs?

I got zero trick or treaters last year. Normally only get 10-20 anyway cuz we’re spread out around here, but in 22 years, we never got zero before. Just gonna turn off the lights this year and send all my decorations (which are a lot and GREAT!) to my daughter’s house for her party.

[–] • 3 pts

The pot has drinking water and a ladle for the "vaxxed" covidiots.

No, not hard boiled eggs. Not going to that much trouble for a bunch of idiots who are dying in a few years.

[–] • 4 pts

I was just worried that, if not hard boiled (and maybe the covidiots are unaware of how to figure that out), they might toss them at the house.

[–] • 1 pt

Oh shit. Good point. I'll think of something.

[–] • 3 pts

i came here to say that i love me some eggs!

can the unvaxxed have eggs and beer?

[–] • 4 pts

Unvaxxed can have anything they want. Really. Around here unvaxxed people are so rare I'd invite them in for dinner.

[–] • 2 pts

As long as you go outside to fart.

[–] • 1 pt

I eat eggs and drink beer nearly every day, so I’m gonna go with a resounding YES! THEY CAN!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

God your house must smell like @baby asshole

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts (edited )

Yea I'd just tie a bunch of masks together and plastic partion for the vaccinated side to mock them even futher

[–] • 1 pt

I thought it was cider or punch

[–] • 3 pts

Them eggs gon be all over your house, fren

[–] • 0 pt

Ya I’ll substitute with dental floss, celery and pencils.

[–] • 3 pts

Glorious....upvote for you!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts (edited )

I have three bowls;

Full size candy bars for kids in full costume or homemade costumes. Parents come no closer than the bottom of the stairs. This is a kid's holiday, parents need to stop pushing themselves into it.

Halloween 'snack' size candies for kids with no costume or half assing it.

Wrapped candies; peppermints, butterscotch discs and root beer barrels- when parents outnumber the kids and push kids in strollers or ask for more 'for kids at home', parents obviously just going around collecting candy, fat kids, rude kids, minorities that obviously just drove to white neighborhoods because they want better candy. I leave the door open so they can see all the selections. If they get snack size and see the full size candy bars and tell me they want those they get demoted to one piece of wrapped candy.

Yes, it's dickish but I'm tired of parents just seeing this as more gibs and not what should be a fun holiday for kids. I'm sick of pocks always fucking up my neighborhood. I moved here to get away from you fuckers. You already get my tax money, be happy with that.

I'll add that I've never seen any kid that wasn't white earn a full size candy bar. They are either rude as fuck or their parents were. At best they get snack size. I've actually taken my snack size out of a kids bag and replaced it with one piece of candy.

I also don't start until it's dark. None of this afternoon because it's convenient bullshit. Halloween should be spooky and a little bit rebellious for kids. It's more fun to go around the neighborhood at dark. And no driving to each house bullshit. Fuck that.

[–] • 0 pt

Love this system. Wish I had the nuts to do that around here.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I usually end up giving a couple full size bars to one or two kids. I give them one and they act so shocked I throw another in. If they make their costume from scratch and it's awesome or took some work they definitely get this. It's more about kids getting into the spirit and not just parents pushing them into it. Too often I've seen parents stand side by side drinking wine and holding out a bag like they get candy too. You get nothing, parents. For christ's sake stop taking shit from kids and let them have this without you.

[–] • 2 pts

Candy corn for those with one dose only

[–] • 3 pts

Haha the singles dosed are like race mixed kids - both sides disown them from their culture!

[–] • 1 pt

Oh great point! I knew I had to work candy corn in to it somehow. See, I actually like candy corn (some of us are weird). But it's not as bad as raisins and raw eggs.

[–] • 2 pts

That's...

a rare opinion

[–] • 1 pt

I actually like candy corn as well.

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