Now, son, you're gonna feel mighty silly if you get to heaven, cause then, you're gonna learn God is a redneck. Why would He have created NASCAR & monster truck rallies, if he wasn't a redneck? What kinda trucks you think are in heaven? You ain't gonna enjoy much of heaven; you probably can't even shoot straight. You might as well give up on heaven; it ain't for you. Go ahead and sin, you'll be just as happy in a lower region.
I plan on feeling silly anyway. I think that will be an effective strategy since it's the truth. If i EVER meet God, I'll be surprised, even though I BELIEVE (hardcore). He's just WAY more better than I am. Like an ant meeting the President. WHY?
God doesn't bother (as a rule I think) with Earthly pursuits, except, perhaps, for occasional amusement. He has INFINITY as his disposal, which I imagine is FAR more entertaining in INFINITE ways. We're DOWN here, amusing ourselves (SOME of us) with SCRAPS.
Do you think God would've EVER fired a gun? I don't THINK so. He has FAR better technology, and perhaps is (God) BORED with games of "Chance" (God) or "skill" (God) or "winning" (God).
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