I’m a fan of all beans, legumes, peas, whatever the fuck they’re called. Well, except soy. Stuff like lentils are dirt cheap and versatile. They pack all kinds of health stuff. They’re filling. And the next morning, you will take one of the most rewarding shits you could ever imagine. Like dumping wet ant pile in the toilet. You’ll barely have time to check your favorite site (Poal) on your smartphone.

And with this economy going to hell, you should have many bags of lentils and beans and stuff stored securely in plastic totes with a few firearms.

Perhaps I will, I’ve never met a soup I didn’t like.