After billions (of government money) has been spent, executives have been given massive bonuses, thousands of people have died - we have come to the conclusion that there may be a statistically insignificant 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that we're either bullshitting your or that there may be a problem. We're laying off 10% of our workforce as a result of these findings and the costs associated therein.
After billions (of government money) has been spent, executives have been given massive bonuses, thousands of people have died - we have come to the conclusion that there may be a statistically insignificant 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that we're either bullshitting your or that there may be a problem. We're laying off 10% of our workforce as a result of these findings and the costs associated therein.
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