I thought the whole 'I'm just about to shit myself any second' ploy was a smart tactic to get him to stop asking him questions and then I wondered if his whole 'I scream and run around like a little kid or a huge faggot' was part of the plan. Kind of *oh, he's retarded...* to get some sympathy but if he were that smart he wouldn't just put that information out there and wouldn't just meet a child that way.