"The package was found to contain a teddy bear and candies." Jesus christ, my heart. Thinking back to the innocent romance of 14... Thankfully this was intercepted However the dude faces a "minimum 15 years" when (AFAIK) nothing actually happened. Then in another story a black woman said fuck cops, got drunk and ran over and killed a cop with two young kids and is facing a MAX 15 years Fuck the world. I'm done for the night.