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and they vote.

I just love how leftist propaganda (the useful idiots that work there not the jews that own them) outlets manage to completely ignore all of the valid arguments or concerns of the center and the right. "Nuance does not exist, everyone I disagree with is a Qanon white supremacist terrorist, and we can disregard all of their personal beliefs, morality, and vision of the future, because they are just wrong and that makes them evil. Eventually they will just go away or be assimilated! That's why it's okay for us to absolutely crush any dissent with Orwellian censorship, coordinated media smear campaigns, or mobilizing federal law enforcement to target them, since they work for us!"

These are the same useful idiots who honestly believe they are some sort of revolutionary rebel challenging the established order's power structure. Writing articles for billion dollar media organizations, fully backed by the biggest corporations in the world, about how "Proud boys, Qanon and Tucker Carlson have control over the entire world because they are the establishment." Parroting narratives pushed by the actual establishment military industrial complex, corporate lobby groups, and malicious intelligence agencies like the CIA, MI6, FBI, and of course Mossad.

There is literally no hope for recovery, there is no chance at unification, calling for a truce, or peace talks. No matter what we do these people will keep pushing us towards the edge to either erase us or trigger us to fight back when we have nothing to lose.

and they vote. I just love how leftist propaganda (the useful idiots that work there not the jews that own them) outlets manage to completely ignore all of the valid arguments or concerns of the center and the right. "Nuance does not exist, everyone I disagree with is a Qanon white supremacist terrorist, and we can disregard all of their personal beliefs, morality, and vision of the future, because they are just wrong and that makes them evil. Eventually they will just go away or be assimilated! That's why it's okay for us to absolutely crush any dissent with Orwellian censorship, coordinated media smear campaigns, or mobilizing federal law enforcement to target them, since they work for us!" These are the same useful idiots who honestly believe they are some sort of revolutionary rebel challenging the established order's power structure. Writing articles for billion dollar media organizations, fully backed by the biggest corporations in the world, about how "Proud boys, Qanon and Tucker Carlson have control over the entire world because they are the establishment." Parroting narratives pushed by the actual establishment military industrial complex, corporate lobby groups, and malicious intelligence agencies like the CIA, MI6, FBI, and of course Mossad. There is literally no hope for recovery, there is no chance at unification, calling for a truce, or peace talks. No matter what we do these people will keep pushing us towards the edge to either erase us or trigger us to fight back when we have nothing to lose.

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The other day, it was “take your kid to work day” at my dad’s job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldn’t help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, “Is this the Among Us but real??” My dad replied “No, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.”

As we entered the building, my dad said “Son, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.” He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said “Does anyone wanna play some Among Us?” However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled “Executive Meeting Room”. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me “Hey buddy, are you lost?” I noticed that his nametag read “Hugh Johnson, CFO”. “Does CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?”, I asked. “No, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!” He was yelling at me. So I said “You’re sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have a… HUGE JOHNSON?! That’s funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!” I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said “Wanna play some Among Us guys?”

The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said “Young man, go back to the first floor now!” But the sexy woman I just couldn’t listen to as I admired her. “No, because you have big tits.” Her jaw dropped, and she said, “Young man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!” She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said “Do you like what you see?” Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. “I’m so hot~~~~” I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldn’t find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.