In possibly the most circle-jerk game announcement I've ever seen, Bethesda.net revealed that Bethesda's twitter account announced a new Indiana Jones game being made.
>While few details surrounding the Indy game have been revealed, @Bethesda released a cryptic teaser that may hold some clues.
>“Todd is a lifelong Indy fan, and has been trying for over a decade to make this game,” said Pete Hines, SVP of Global Marketing. “He’s beyond excited to work with the award-winning MachineGames team, a perfect fit for Indy.”
Machine Games is the studio that created the godawful Wolfenstein: Youngblood - where BJ Blazkowicz was replaced by his twin daughters for a mediocre adventure in Nazi America.
I can only imagine what horrors they have in store for Indy.
Sources:
Bethesda.Net (archive.is)
Bethesda's Twitter Announcement (archive.is)
The whole game will be base on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Indy uses one bullet to kill three NAZIs.
Wolfenstein went to hell in a handbasket.
Guaranteed to suck axewound.
Well, at least we know they can't make the character a woman, otherwise they'll infringe on Tomb Raider.
Black Indiana?
They may just re-run the Wokenstein nonsense and give Indy a daughter that solves everything and rescues him from mortal peril.
Indiana will be murdered by a golf tyranny at the very beginning.
So basically it'll be full of agenda BULLSHIT!
How unfortunate.
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