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So I was around a friends house Xmas day. Got to play a little Cyberpozz on his PC. The game world at least is pretty immersive...until you walk up to a drinks machine and there is a filthy budging pants Trannie faggot on the façade. Urgh. Driving is utter garbage, shooting is mediocre, melee is only fun with a blade. There seems to be a melee combat system, but I found you could just spam enemies with light attack. Animations for stealth takedowns is awful, and stealth in general hasn't been thought out. There are no real stealth pathways, you just have to spam a blinding cyberware program on the NPC's if you are in a tightspot. For a game hyped up the asshole, this is pretty meh... But on to the part that made laugh my tits off! I had to do a mission for a gang called the 'Voodoo boys'. When I find them, I find out they are Haitian. This game expects me to believe that the dumbest, least civilized of the nigger nations is somehow able to understand complex Neuromancer tier technology when they can barely get to grips with agriculture in the 2020! I laughed my ass off in front of my friend and his wife (both nice people, but they are centrist normies), at this and had to make up an excuse that the driving bugs were amusing me. My fucking sides. These idiots had to be shown the technological revolution of the 'THE WHEEL' by the Chinese!

So I was around a friends house Xmas day. Got to play a little Cyberpozz on his PC. The game world at least is pretty immersive...until you walk up to a drinks machine and there is a filthy budging pants Trannie faggot on the façade. Urgh. Driving is utter garbage, shooting is mediocre, melee is only fun with a blade. There seems to be a melee combat system, but I found you could just spam enemies with light attack. Animations for stealth takedowns is awful, and stealth in general hasn't been thought out. There are no real stealth pathways, you just have to spam a blinding cyberware program on the NPC's if you are in a tightspot. For a game hyped up the asshole, this is pretty meh... But on to the part that made laugh my tits off! I had to do a mission for a gang called the 'Voodoo boys'. When I find them, I find out they are Haitian. This game expects me to believe that the dumbest, least civilized of the nigger nations is somehow able to understand complex Neuromancer tier technology when they can barely get to grips with agriculture in the 2020! I laughed my ass off in front of my friend and his wife (both nice people, but they are centrist normies), at this and had to make up an excuse that the driving bugs were amusing me. My fucking sides. These idiots had to be shown the technological revolution of the 'THE WHEEL' by the Chinese!

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[–] • 2 pts

knew the game would be utter shit the second they decided it was in first-person pov only. I called it Cyber CoD2077, the fancucks hated me,

in the words of razorfist "fuck you I was right" comes to mind - Go here shoot these guys, go there shoot these guys, go that way shoot those guys- "revolutionary"

even if they were trying to go with a GTA type game, even GTA had first and third-person pov gameplay.

add to that the char sect screen the female, (even tho they removed male and female labels from it like fucking dumbass fuckwit diversity hires) the female defaults to the ugliest disgustingist revultingist vomit inducing nigger...

and char creation is included ina 1st person only pov is a waste of fucking time, and it shows. whats the fucking point of it, if u barely see your "character", and speaking of your character, it doesnt feel like You in the world your playing V V has what V would say and choose and do, and most times you never even get a choice, even playing as geralt you had choices that actually fucking mattered and you felt like it was your geralt.

i played 2 hours of it, (high seas of course), that's all I needed to see of this call of duty piece of crap, but hey... its CDPR they can do no wrongs....

[–] • 1 pt

There is no role play at all. I played 4 hrs and all the main story missions funnel you the same way. There is no real dialogue options either so I found myself selecting the primary option just to get them over with ( I seem to remember the Witcher games had a lot more choice.) One other thing I forgot to mention, they make the exact same mistake in this game as they did in Witcher 3. After completing the techno NigNog mission, I was automatically thrust into a Johnny Silverhand memory mission. JS is OP, has a powerful pistol and regenerating health bar. It is essentially a shitty Sci-fi COD mission that goes on forever. The worst part of Witcher 3 was the bullshit Ciri missions, and the same BS is repeated here. No inventory, no weapon or melee selection, no special abilities. What little RPG systems you have are all stripped away. Add to that a guitar riff that was supposed to open up at the start of the mission glitched and repeated for the entire segment until I had to turn the music off. Couldn't get rid of it until I rebooted the game. Awful, but it was better than listening to my mates going on about Brexit. Pirate only lads, even then you might still be dissapointed.