Forget nose hairs, let's talk about ears. You live you entire life up until the age of about 40 with nothing growing in your ears, and then, all of a sudden for no reason, a forest of hair starts to sprout from inside your ears. What the fuck is that about? If you could get along without hair in your ears for your entire childhood, adolescence, and young adulthood, why do you need hair when you reach middle age? And when you cut the stuff, sometimes it gets inside your ear and rubs against your ear drum. Then you've got "scritch-scritch-scritch" all day long, day after day, until you finally get fed up and wash out your ear canal. If you forget to cut the hairs for a few weeks, you find people staring at you when you talk to them, because you've got two ropes of hair trailing out from your ears. And what the fuck happens to your eyebrows when you get older? All your young life they are nice and straight and well behaved, then suddenly in middle age they decide to go all Baron Harkonnen on you.