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Called out of work yesterday. Fucked up and drank.

Went into work still drunk today.

Start doing my job.

It is no exaggeration to say I am absolutely murdering it today. I have never been better at my job.

My boss pulled me aside, and Instead of reprimanding me for calling out yesterday, he commended me for my performance this morning.

This is so fucked up. Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug. I won't know for a few months, but I've probably made a lot of money today.

This is so fucked up.

Called out of work yesterday. Fucked up and drank. Went into work still drunk today. Start doing my job. It is no exaggeration to say I am absolutely murdering it today. I have never been better at my job. My boss pulled me aside, and Instead of reprimanding me for calling out yesterday, he commended me for my performance this morning. This is so fucked up. Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug. I won't know for a few months, but I've probably made a lot of money today. This is so fucked up.

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Being drunk or high at work doesn't make one perform better, it just makes one "feel" like they're performing better...

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I found weed to allow me to think outside of the box far better than without. I developed some incredible algorithms and approaches in systems software that I don't think I would have ever explored straight sober. Also, weed gave me the patience to explore these alternate solutions that I may have ignored as silly or too much effort if I were straight. Admittedly the thought exercises were time consuming but the end products were world class. One innovative approach to test time reduction I developed while stoned at my kitchen table in the 1980s was later developed independently by a team of engineers and used in the operating systems of multimillion dollar sparc based LTX semiconductor test platforms a few years later. I'll always be convinced weed helped me to be more creative, and patient in developing creative solutions.

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My metrics today are fucking insane.