Called out of work yesterday. Fucked up and drank.
Went into work still drunk today.
Start doing my job.
It is no exaggeration to say I am absolutely murdering it today. I have never been better at my job.
My boss pulled me aside, and Instead of reprimanding me for calling out yesterday, he commended me for my performance this morning.
This is so fucked up. Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug. I won't know for a few months, but I've probably made a lot of money today.
This is so fucked up.
Called out of work yesterday. Fucked up and drank.
Went into work still drunk today.
Start doing my job.
It is no exaggeration to say I am absolutely murdering it today. I have never been better at my job.
My boss pulled me aside, and Instead of reprimanding me for calling out yesterday, he commended me for my performance this morning.
This is so fucked up. Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug. I won't know for a few months, but I've probably made a lot of money today.
This is so fucked up.
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