I cooked up a pound of bacon last night. On a whim, I peeled the skin off a potato and then kept going until I had a pile of potato shavings on a plate. The last hunk of potato that I couldn't peel anymore I sliced with a knife. When the bacon started sizzling, I threw the whole plate of potato shavings into the skillet and finished cooking. The potato slices were so thin they cooked within minutes. Why didn't I ever think of this before? It was fucking delicious. Bacon and homemade potato chips. The food of the gods.

Even if it fails it at least tastes good.

Well now I'm hungry for bacon.

The other ten percent involve stealing the bacon.