He claims to be Lucifer, the First, and most beautiful of all Angels. He is indescribable. The most stunning entity I have ever witnessed. Like an alabaster amalgamation of foggy woods during the morning, with the Deep Darkness of the Desert's Night Sky. He tells me things that I should not hear. Things that I would prefer not to hear. Things that my girlfriend hates. But she doesn't matter. All that matters is that I will not touch myself. Nothing will touch my penis, Ever.