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I know, I know. I missed a day's post. But don't worry, I did not skip on my commitment to not fap or look at porn. I'm still on the wank wagon (or no-wank wagon?).

To be honest, the reason I didn't post yesterday is because I had to pick up a new set of sheets and a comforter after something kind of embarrassing happened overnight. This is really expensive for my budget but hopefully with a better job I'll be in good financial shape again soon. Still working on that. I'm interviewing a few different places so hopefully I'll have some good options.

Now I know you're probably wondering how NoFap could possibly lead to buying new bedding. I'll tell you just to provide a warning to anyone else who's on this journey. Maybe some of you who have been following along even expected this.

Now, we all know going without porn and depriving yourself of self-stimulation can make you more excitable, so to speak. So on some level I knew my "good dick days" we're getting more frequent and some of the boners I've had lately felt like they could cut diamonds. But imagine my surprise when I woke up yesterday morning to find my usual morning erection had actually split through the bedding -- sheets, blanket, comforter. Everything was basically ruined. I debated applying my newly found NoFap-smarts to learning how to sew and patch everything myself, but in the end decided if I bring a girl home I wouldn't want to have to explain that.

So, I got new bedding. And from now on I'm sleeping on my side! LOL

-Lvan

I know, I know. I missed a day's post. But don't worry, I did not skip on my commitment to not fap or look at porn. I'm still on the wank wagon (or no-wank wagon?). To be honest, the reason I didn't post yesterday is because I had to pick up a new set of sheets and a comforter after something kind of embarrassing happened overnight. This is really expensive for my budget but hopefully with a better job I'll be in good financial shape again soon. Still working on that. I'm interviewing a few different places so hopefully I'll have some good options. Now I know you're probably wondering how NoFap could possibly lead to buying new bedding. I'll tell you just to provide a warning to anyone else who's on this journey. Maybe some of you who have been following along even expected this. Now, we all know going without porn and depriving yourself of self-stimulation can make you more excitable, so to speak. So on some level I knew my "good dick days" we're getting more frequent and some of the boners I've had lately felt like they could cut diamonds. But imagine my surprise when I woke up yesterday morning to find my usual morning erection had actually split through the bedding -- sheets, blanket, comforter. Everything was basically ruined. I debated applying my newly found NoFap-smarts to learning how to sew and patch everything myself, but in the end decided if I bring a girl home I wouldn't want to have to explain that. So, I got new bedding. And from now on I'm sleeping on my side! LOL -Lvan

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Lol, I thought you were gonna say you came in the sheets, but shredding the sheets was funnier and unexpected

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I thought exactly the same thing: wet dream.

Usually they don't start happening until the second month though (assuming no sex either).

[–] 2 pts

Man that's unbelievable. Good thing it cut the bed in half to

[–] 2 pts

I don't even want to think about what would have happened if I'd been sleeping on my stomach.

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At this point is it even safe for you to sleep with a women anymore?

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I guess I should be very careful from here on out.

HA, that's awesome. Sorry you had to buy more bedding.

Good luck on your job hunt!