It was a morning like any other. I lathered up and dragged my Gillette Fusion Proglide® 6-bladed men's razor across my cheek. But this time the smooth satisfaction of a succesion of precision-manufactured blades rending my once stubbly skin baby smooth was replaced by a dull, grating feeling. I found the razor completely dull and deteriorated even though I had only used it once or twice before. Grudgingly, I changed the disposable razor for another and tried again with a fresh one, only to be met with the same result. How could six high quality blades fail at once? Don't they make these in Jerusalem or San Francisco or something? My only conclusion is that, as a result of NoFap, my face is becoming too manly even for razors that are The Best A Man Can Get™. Guess I'm growing a beard. Edit: In a moment of desperation, I did try my friend's Dollar Shave Club razor, but the blades just bickered with each other and kept screaming YAS QUEEN (?), before eventually dying of AIDS.