but it always works in the movies...
but it always works in the movies...
Monke brain: "A window.... do it mah nigga, tense up and do it!"
Monke wrangler: "Don't tense up..."
Monke brain: "A window.... do it mah nigga, tense up and do it!"
Monke wrangler: "Don't tense up..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE
Where are those sharpened fence tops when you need them?
Where are those sharpened fence tops when you need them?
I remember years ago seeing a picture of a black guys head on top of a fence like that. He jumped off a garage or something but didnt quite clear the fence. His body was on the ground below his head. Kek
I remember years ago seeing a picture of a black guys head on top of a fence like that. He jumped off a garage or something but didnt quite clear the fence. His body was on the ground below his head. Kek
Have you seen the suicidal man that landed ass first on the pole...and he survived...so he had to wait with the metal bar so far deep iniside his body it reached all the way to his neck.
Have you seen the suicidal man that landed ass first on the pole...and he survived...so he had to wait with the metal bar so far deep iniside his body it reached all the way to his neck.
I think so but luckily I dont remember what it looked like.
I think so but luckily I dont remember what it looked like.
Damn I wish I wasn’t taking a shit as I read this just now.
Damn I wish I wasn’t taking a shit as I read this just now.
link?
link?
Beats prison?
Beats prison?
I was going to mention this one. There is no way that guy survived. He took that 3 ft pole asphalt deep.
I was going to mention this one. There is no way that guy survived. He took that 3 ft pole asphalt deep.
That was hilarious. The medics even gave him IV to help him live longer.
That was hilarious. The medics even gave him IV to help him live longer.
On the other side is a job
On the other side is a job
The pigs chuckle was great.
The pigs chuckle was great.
he's too relaxed. never relax.
he's too relaxed. never relax.
Niggers are like something halfway between a chimpanzee and a gorilla.
Niggers are like something halfway between a chimpanzee and a gorilla.
LOL, "suspect"
LOL, "suspect"
cue the yakkitysax
cue the yakkitysax
I gotcha fam! (youtu.be)
[I gotcha fam!](https://youtu.be/tNBL5OMeuno)
Niggers can’t resist the urge to do the exact opposite of whatever someone tells them. It’s like a primal part of them feels as if they’re being threatened or challenged, and so they lash out to protect their self-imagined superiority.
This is why reverse psychology is so powerful: tell a nigger to have a nice day and watch in awe as their face crinkles into a scowl and they shit their pants to assert dominance.
“I JUST SHIT MAH PANTS, CRACKA! FUCK YO GAY ASS ‘NICE DAY.’”
Works every time.
Niggers can’t resist the urge to do the exact opposite of whatever someone tells them. It’s like a primal part of them feels as if they’re being threatened or challenged, and so they lash out to protect their self-imagined superiority.
This is why reverse psychology is so powerful: tell a nigger to have a nice day and watch in awe as their face crinkles into a scowl and they shit their pants to assert dominance.
“I JUST SHIT MAH PANTS, CRACKA! FUCK YO GAY ASS ‘NICE DAY.’”
Works every time.
It's the 6th floor? Open it for him!
It's the 6th floor? Open it for him!
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