The sunscreen is never locked up.
We have never accused of them being smart... Or having good taste.
However. This is probably because they can steal a lot more of the henny than the nice bourbon without any jail/police/etc. They are trying to get drunk. They don't care if it's good or not. Thus 40's and malt liquor and such.
The expensive stuff is usually behind the counter here. Not locked up, I'd guess they're more worried about Drunky McDrunkface wandering in and knocking $1000 in bottles off the shelf.
But yeah, nignogs love that cheap cognac. No idea why, guess it's because it's the malt liquor of sprits.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiit
How do you starve a nigger?
Put his ebt card in his work boots.