Still reading Raptorman's Coontact Tales on and off. This one stood out, so here it is, reproduced for your enjoyment. Poalrs adjacent to the entertainment industry might get a kick out of this one. Post didn't fit completely, so read the remainder in 2 of 2: https://poal.co/s/NiggerStories/793865 >This Coontact Tale is rather long and different from most others because it is a collection of Hollywood professionals discussing in "private" their troubles with niggers. > DON’T DO BUSINESS WITH NIGGERS > I have spent a great deal of time shooting films in Los Angeles (16 years) and regretfully have to agree with you. No matter how fairly you try to treat blacks, they are never satisfied until they have fucked you over. Black businesses rely on a constant flow of new customers because their idea of a 'good deal' precludes any return trade. In the world of the monkeys, the laws of the jungle are extremely clear. If they can work themselves into a position of trust, they will steal from you or set you up to be stolen from and then secretly think that you somehow deserve to be ripped off because… by trusting them... you were "slipping". A great example... this black film crew calls me. They want me to do a job for them in Detroit...some black music video. Realizing what was coming; I thanked them but refused the job. The money they promised was great...but collecting money from a black outfit is next to impossible. Anyway, these crack-heads end up getting a competitor of mine to do the video in Detroit. I hear later that he got some of his equipment stolen by members of the ‘crew’ and never got all of his money. They didn’t have insurance, security or the correct permits. They hired the cousins and other relatives of the rapper artist to work as PA’s and all they did was talk shit to the women back ground players and smoke pot. Typical of all black productions, they were unable to finish and never paid the vendors for the services they received. > I will say this for them. Blacks who attempt to make film are entertaining to watch. They have no idea what they are doing. Part of film school should be dedicated to the black film makers and how fucking stupid they are and how and why we, as a society, carry their films and continue to give them awards for below average work...but that's another story. > ************ > Boy, I agree. > I've been in this city for over 25 years and run an advertising agency. From time to time, we have blacks approach us to do their advertising and promotions for their rap music bullshit or music videos. NO, thank you, I'll pass. > You can't collect the money and the steal from you. I had one guy give me a stolen credit card to pay his music promotion! And EVERY time, I've gotten a check from a black, it bounced or they put a stop payment on it for some bullshit reason. > One time, early on, I hired a black window washer for my building. I felt sorry for him. He did shitty work so I bitched at him. The second time he came, he tried to stage a fall and said he was going to sue me. Well, guess what? I had him on video putting a wet rag down and slipping on it. Pretending. The insurance guys loved that. > Hired a black woman once, she appeared white acting and normal. Big problem. Caught her doing drugs and fired her. She applies for unemployment saying I sexually harassed her. > Bottom line: Don't do business with blacks. > ************ > So true, was doing a tv pilot in Leimert Park , had all the permits, agreed upon fees for the shops , and the night before we shoot XXXX XXXXX (nigger director) and his gang of extornist ( sp) demand more money or they won't let us shoot. Budget be dammed we have to come up with more money . Guess signed contracts don't mean anything to these people. Oh and to add flame to the fire , the signs were posted no parking tow away and yet 5 people still parked there and tore down the signs, when we had thier cars towed so that we could put our trucks in , we then had to pay for these people to have their cars retreived.Stupid Fucks. Any reason why more shows are shot in Vancouver ? > ************ > I have a friend who is a manager for a restaurant chain that is somewhat high end. He always complains about blacks coming in, ordering shit, eating half of it then complaining they don't like it and try to get it off the bill. Which he never does because why the fuck would you want people like this coming to your restaurant? Also apparently they are the only ones that walkout on the bill. > ************ > I'll say it again: EACH & EVERY time I've done ANY biz with Blacks in The Industry (movie, tv, radio, etc.) , I've been the recipient of lies, bad checks, threats to "go straight up gangsta on yo ass." and if EVER any women are involved at any level, these guys just can't help but try to run game. > ************ > I've got some funny ones to share, funny and tragic, cuz it hurts good working blacks. > I met this guy on a plane, talked a bunch, he worked with this black church. i said i'd donate a few used computers. that led to him asking for more. so, I got more. not only do i find out he sold them a few days after I delivered them, he calls me up in a panic, says he has to borrow two grand to leave the country. i find out he molested a girl in church that was 12. > Next story, this black dude calls me to write a screenplay for him. he talks all up and down about his connections with a famous black actor/director, and how he is so in. it was a re write, really, and so, I take it on. Not only does his final check bounce, he sends some brutes to my house demanding that i sign a document giving him sole writing credit. I got the money because his dad was the signer on the account, too, and his dad made him pay. > next story, two black producers contact me, want to produce my script, they got will smith's son, and will is gonna do a cameo, they got this guy and that guy. spent two weeks trying to get them to deliver the front money for the option. what did they do? they got my script, took my name off it, submitted it thinking if will smith says okay they pay me later, it got covered and killed the chance of it being produced for a while. > next story, I hire a black sound guy on a set. he's the only one fucking up, and literally falls asleep during a scene. well, the power cuts out, which means he has to re-sync his sound, which he doesn't, and we have to pay about 7 grand to correct his mistake. but this isn't the kicker. the third day we have to move cars. there is a nice new lincoln in the lot, and it's an older guy's car. so, i ask him if that's his lincoln, and he has a shit fit, saying i'm prejudiced, but In fact I knew most of the cars the other crew people drive. asshole. > next story, i'm hired by a guy from chicago, a radio personality, known guy. he has some heat on an idea for a reality show. he presents me with all sorts of proof, signed documents, etc. he needs a bible and treatment fast. the cost is only $4,500. He sends me some sorto of doc from his bank, stating the funds are on hold but released soon. well, i work overtime to deliver a lot of it, and then, i have to fly to Asia, to Thailand. and his money is needed over there. he swears he's going to transfer the money, and i have most of the project anyway, still withheld. he starts sending me e mails with pleas from local chicago celebs and some others saying that if they could just present the project we'll all get paid. meanwhile, he's coming up with stories about why the deadline for the hold on his check from Burger king for product placement on his radio show did not clear. soon enough i'm in a jam in Asia, counted on the money. I was not that bad off, i had other money, so I was okay, but i start sending him e mails saying that if he doesn't come through on his promise i'll be in a Thai jail for not paying my hotel bill. he makes up more excuses, swearing the money will be there tomorrow. meanwhile, I have a friend start tracking down the documents, and find out that half are forged signatures. i call him and confront him, and in typical black fashion, he turns the fault over to me, saying it's my fault for not giving him the whole project within a week. and he never can come up with a reason his check was held for 24 days now. what a fucking liar, and what a fucking jive ass mother fucker for turning the blame on me for his being a liar and a cheat. > next story, I go on a shoot, and the blacks get caught with a shitload of pot in another country, and they all blame this innocent Asian guy, saying it's his, and bail on the dude. he gets off, but, not without a night in jail and some bribe money. > next story, i'm on a set, and three girls come up and say that the black dude is sexually harrassing them in a big way, saying he'll eat their pussy really good, do anal, etc. many warnings later, i have to reprimand him in front of the crew and actors when he says it again, and his black "manager" gets all over me for not being professional about confronting him. > next story, blacks on a set band together for a mutiny, standing up to the productoin as a unified team to get rid of a producer they don't like. they succeed, cuz the exec producer was an idiot. within four days, he entire production shuts down cuz the black guy they suggested loses all control of shooting and is two days behind in four days of shooting and money is missing. > next story, we go to Aruba to shoot a tv. show about gambling and vacations. the shoot is going great. then, 17 thousand dollars is missing. guess who? the black producer took it to gamble, thinking he would win, and also, hired a hooker. he lost, and the hooker didn't get paid and spilled the beans. the whole show gets canceled cuz the money man in the US who is white is pissed off. > this is just a partial list. > beware of biz with blacks > ************ I just recently opened my own business in that caters to all types from all different financial and racial backgrounds. Many of my customers are African American. I equally treat every one with the same customer service I would expect myself regardless of whom they are. And I will always continue to do so. In the months I have been opened the only problems I have had are with the Black clientle. They have tried to run scams, passed bad a check, expect the MOST amount of of service for the least amount of money, are often confrontational and rude. Constantly complain about my rates but won't go anywhere else cause my location and service is more convenient. Often talking loud on their prepaid cell phones via speakerphone so the entire whole world can hear. My favortie is many of them will drive in gaz guzzling brand new SUVs w/ rent to own rims dressed to the T, only to cash their goverment checks across the street then do their laundry at the LaundryMat next door to that. No one else, Whites, Latinos,or Asians give me any problems. Only my black patrons, consistently! All the other businesses in the area share the same attitude as I do. > ************ > So, I write a dvd for a known model who is going to appear in Playboy. I meet her film crew, and there's a lot of blacks. I'm not automatically against blacks, but these guys were just steeped in ultra Jive Talk & Walk. > they were reading my script and jabbbering away to the model holding the audition that it was just a bombass work. Now, this is some boobsy car model, and the script was more VIP than Chinatown, so all of the compliments on its genius made me a little nervous. > All of the black guys were gawking at every babe that came in for the audition, so I was given even more reason for concern. > One of the guys, Jeff S. starts calling me later regarding the script saying he doesn't understand what's up with it. I couldn't get an idea of what he couldn't understand, because it was VERY simple. > So, I told him it was in a new form that will one day come to be called BEGINNING, MIDDLE and END! > I broke it down into small, ite sized chunks of analysis from there: Girl Gets Mansion, Girl Loses Mansion to the IRS, Girl Holds Celebrity Car Wash and Gets Mansion From Proceeds. > And talk about a poker face, the guy kept asking with emphasis why I was only billing $500 ffor the script. I told him it was because I like the client, and I didn't want to up her production costs. > But he kept hammering the question: was that all I wanted out of this deal, were there no back end profit participations, etc. > Simply, the guy was telegraphing that he thought I was charging too little for the project. > Now, I billed the client and let her pay half. > When I get to the shoot, it's total chaos, no call sheets, no irection, and the jive dude Jef is running around looking busy as hell while doing nothing constructive. > They are shooting, and the scene is nothing I've writtten. I ask the model what page of the script they are on, and she sez they making up their own lines now. > Sufice it to say, the blacks hadn't blocked out any of the shots, were completely unprepared to go with the script. But rather than admit this, they convinced the CAR Model (DdR) that my script maically sucked and that by making up lines aas they went along meant she didn't have to pay me the balance owed to me becasue they be materially change things 'n shit. > Meanwhile, the directore who seemed to have TUNNELVISION (clue) was wearing dark glasses and had these dread extension things spillng out form a baseball cap. Everyonce in a while he yells cut. > Looked like he was asleep behind the glasses. > After the disaster, this Jeffrey guy calls/writes and is talking major shit about how I fucked up their production, bla bla. > And to this day, my client who I got into Playboy hasn't paid me. > Moral of the story: even if you are not doing bis with Negroes directly, run if they are involved at an indirect level.