'Kike in the Bank Vault' is my preferred idiom
"Look, I think we should talk about the kike in the vault here."
I like it.
Considering 'A nigger in the woodpile' means something is suspicious and wrong, I propose 'There's a jew in the oven' to mean the opposite.
Can you use it in a sentence?
"We finished the project before the deadline and under budget!" "Well done! Real jew in the oven."
(We all know it didn't happen. We also know it should have.)
"nigger in the woodpile" originated when runaway slaves would hide within logs on rail cars and they would poke sticks or pokers in between logs to see if there was in fact a nigger in the woodpile. (So during black history month remembers it was blacks who inbented smugglin and custom enforcments)
I have the Sears Silvertone floor model wind-up Victrola which stood in my great grandparents' house. There's about 50 original 78 records in its storage cabinet. That's the name of the record I keep on top.
