Dammit why didn't you offer to take us with you?
Dammit @Intrinsic why didn't you offer to take us with you?
Who the fuck is putting grated cheese on a sandwich unless its the only thing you have? Oh, ok, its the Brits. Yeah, you guys have been wrong about a lot of shit for a long time. Including having open borders and electing Muslims in your country.
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>It's one of Britain's go-to lunches, dating back nearly 400 years. But according to experts, all these years we've been making the humble cheese sandwich wrong. Scientists say we should slice cheese for a sandwich instead of grating it – a common error which leaves bits falling out of the sides. And rather than using a knife to slice it, we should be using an overlooked and underused kitchen utensil instead. Dr Nutsuda Sumonsiri, a lecturer in food science and technology at Teesside University, said sliced cheese better 'retains structure and provides a more even mouthfeel'.
Who the fuck is putting grated cheese on a sandwich unless its the only thing you have?
Oh, ok, its the Brits. Yeah, you guys have been wrong about a lot of shit for a long time. Including having open borders and electing Muslims in your country.
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From the post:
>>It's one of Britain's go-to lunches, dating back nearly 400 years.
But according to experts, all these years we've been making the humble cheese sandwich wrong.
Scientists say we should slice cheese for a sandwich instead of grating it – a common error which leaves bits falling out of the sides.
And rather than using a knife to slice it, we should be using an overlooked and underused kitchen utensil instead.
Dr Nutsuda Sumonsiri, a lecturer in food science and technology at Teesside University, said sliced cheese better 'retains structure and provides a more even mouthfeel'.
Nope, don’t use grated cheese
Nope, don’t use grated cheese
This has to be satire right? No one would study something everyone already fucking knows let alone write an entire article about and publish it. Right?
This has to be satire right? No one would study something everyone already fucking knows let alone write an entire article about and publish it. Right?
Apparently Brits have been doing this bullshit for hundreds of years if you read the article. No wonder they no longer own most of the world. They cant even make a fucking sandwich right and forgot the cure to scurvy.
Apparently Brits have been doing this bullshit for hundreds of years if you read the article.
No wonder they no longer own most of the world. They cant even make a fucking sandwich right and forgot the cure to scurvy.
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Dr Sumonsiri? Why would I trust anything from someone named that? That'd be like trusting Dr Guess...
Dr Sumonsiri? Why would I trust anything from someone named that? That'd be like trusting Dr Guess...
Dammit, I was in the shop today and forgot to get grated cheese.
Oh well, I guess it's gilled yoghurt sandwiches for breakfast again.
I hate science.
Dammit, I was in the shop today and forgot to get grated cheese.
Oh well, I guess it's gilled yoghurt sandwiches for breakfast again.
I hate science.
And rather than using a knife to slice it, we should be using an overlooked and underused kitchen utensil instead.
Indeed.
...while another said: ‘I use a potato peeler for my cheese, can’t go back to grated!’
Just no.
To achieve this ideal thickness, she suggests using a cheese slicer – the handheld metal utensil with flat, spatula-like shape and a sharp-edged slot.
And to think these former masters of the British Empire have never heard of a paring knife...
>And rather than using a knife to slice it, we should be using an overlooked and underused kitchen utensil instead.
Indeed.
>...while another said: ‘I use a potato peeler for my cheese, can’t go back to grated!’
Just no.
>To achieve this ideal thickness, she suggests using a cheese slicer – the handheld metal utensil with flat, spatula-like shape and a sharp-edged slot.
And to think these former masters of the British Empire have never heard of a paring knife...
TRUST THE SCIENCE! THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!! YOU USE GRATED CHEESE?!?!? WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!?!? YOURE SO IGNORANT!!! TRUST THE SCIENCE EXPERTS AGREE!!!
TRUST THE SCIENCE! THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!! YOU USE GRATED CHEESE?!?!? WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!?!? YOURE SO IGNORANT!!! TRUST THE SCIENCE EXPERTS AGREE!!!
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