with many of the influencers able to save their most prized possessions, including a Macbook and a $350 bottle of Clase Azul Gold tequila.
Boat is going down, and they want to save the tequila - bunch of stupid thots. Sad part is they were in no danger of drowning: With all the air in their heads, they'd just bob in the waves until someone picked them up or the sharks ate them.
>with many of the influencers able to save their most prized possessions, including a Macbook and a $350 bottle of Clase Azul Gold tequila.
Boat is going down, and they want to save the tequila - bunch of stupid thots. Sad part is they were in no danger of drowning: With all the air in their heads, they'd just bob in the waves until someone picked them up or the sharks ate them.
There was probably too many beauty products on them for the sharks.
I prefer my food seasoned with more traditional spices at least.. hold the jar of makeup please.
There was probably too many beauty products on them for the sharks.
I prefer my food seasoned with more traditional spices at least.. hold the jar of makeup please.
The boat looked like it was stable in its semi submerged state. I would have reached for some tequila too!
The boat looked like it was stable in its semi submerged state. I would have reached for some tequila too!
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