Yes, close your windows and then go outside and cook on the grill...

I would buy a massive smoker and even if I am not cooking meat on it I would keep it running damn near 24x7. Once it has been used/seasoned properly for a bit it will always have a "meat" like smell coming off it.

Fuck these pathetic excuses for humans.

People are always going to be offended at something. Fuck 'em!