"I almost got run over."
Yeah. That can happen when you stand in right front of a moving truck. Sounds like you think you should get a medal or something. Nobody gets medals for getting run over by a truck.
But you're thinking way too small, Sunshine. If you really want to have a major impact, you should do a train next.
(Protip for protesters: If you look up in the cab and you see a honey badger in the driver's seat? Move bitch, get out da way. Honey badger dgaf)
"I almost got run over."
Yeah. That can happen when you stand in right front of a moving truck. Sounds like you think you should get a medal or something.
Nobody gets medals for getting run over by a truck.
But you're thinking way too small, Sunshine. If you really want to have a major impact, you should do a train next.
(Protip for protesters: If you look up in the cab and you see a honey badger in the driver's seat? Move bitch, get out da way. Honey badger dgaf)
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