He can’t be held responsible for his shitty decisions, so let’s blame it on the nurse.
Gastroenteritis sounds like he had drinks mixed with local water. Booze didn't kill him Montezuma's revenge did
Pretty much, 12 cocktails aint shit if you're a heavy drinker.
Most Boat Drinks are straight to Fuck You Up! Adios Motherfucker, Long Island Iced Tea, Zombie Cocktail, Sex on the Beach, Jungle Juice? These are just the few I can name. I image there are more and worse.
Depends on the cocktails. I'm assuming they were multiple shots of liquor each. Doesn't say how quickly he drank them either.
Those all inclusive drinks hardly have any alchohol in them. It's mostly water and sugar.
I agree with the comment: it was the water.
do stupid shit, get results.
"acute gastroenteritis" does not kill. A perforated bowel or alcohol poisoning maybe but not the shits. Plus, that implies those drinks were probably filthy with bacteria...wonder what his blood alcohol level was
When you show up your first drink has something to help you “relax” since you just got off the plane. If you order a drink before noon it has some thing a little “peppy” to help you through the day.
All the women know this; don’t let a stranger mix your drink.
How did I know he’d be British?
Every single time I’ve been to Europe or abroad, the most obnoxious people hands down were the drunk, belligerent British euro trash.
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