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There very clearly is a joke in there but its such low hanging fruit I think ill leave it to you to guess.

Archive: https://archive.today/OAGWV

From the post:

>Yemassee police say they are working to locate over 40 primates that have escaped from a research facility. Police say the 43 primates have escaped from the Alpha Genesis facility on Castle Hall Road in Yemassee. Police said they were Rhesus macaque primates. In an update Thursday, none had been captured.

There very clearly is a joke in there but its such low hanging fruit I think ill leave it to you to guess. Archive: https://archive.today/OAGWV From the post: >>Yemassee police say they are working to locate over 40 primates that have escaped from a research facility. Police say the 43 primates have escaped from the Alpha Genesis facility on Castle Hall Road in Yemassee. Police said they were Rhesus macaque primates. In an update Thursday, none had been captured.
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they’ve been on the loose since the 1860’s

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If they make it "across the tracks" they will never be found...

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From the headline. Considering the site I read it upon.

I thought it was going to be a story about niggers escaping jail or going fucking nuts.

Not actual monkeys.

Like actual monkeys are adorable and lovable.

I hope these little fuckers make a great escape and stay out of trouble.