Doesn't the / wouldn't the hurricane provide aplenty of water ?
Besides, since this pretty much happens nearly every year, wouldn't people already have stockpiles of all the things they might need saved up over the course of a year? On, wait, these are FLORIDA MANS! How silly of me.
You don't need to "stockpile" anything.
It lasts like 2 hours.
Its wind and rain.
Deal with it.
WRONG!!!
Sounds like a perfect excuse to stockpile MORE AMMO!!!
And translucent purple dildos as well, of course.
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