Last time I raped an 8-yr-old, I twisted my ankle really bad. Fortunately, I never have to deal with the legal shit, because I have a lazy eye.
edit: why doesn't anyone realize how incredibly funny this post is? Oh, I get it: you're all way more righteous than me.
Last time I raped an 8-yr-old, I twisted my ankle really bad. Fortunately, I never have to deal with the legal shit, because I have a lazy eye.
edit: why doesn't anyone realize how incredibly funny this post is? Oh, I get it: you're all way more righteous than me.
Oh yeah, man. You make us look like SAINTS!
Oh yeah, man. You make us look like SAINTS!
Oh, come on... The lazy eye thing was genius. Genius, dude.... why try to run me off your shitty little site? I have a sprained ankle and a lazy eye and shit. Why are you mean to me? I guess I'm not wanted here.
Oh, come on... The lazy eye thing was genius. Genius, dude.... why try to run me off your shitty little site? I have a sprained ankle and a lazy eye and shit. Why are you mean to me? I guess I'm not wanted here.
Don't forget your lazy sphincter!
Don't forget your lazy sphincter!
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