It's 2019, and the doctors in New York just now figured this shit out? Ever heard of Typhoid Mary, bitches? You're gambling every single time you leave the house. Think about meat and fruit from the grocery store. Think about sending your kids to public school. Cough, cough. Sneeze, sneeze. Touch, touch. You didn't realize? Really? Head lice and strep? I knew a girl who had a 22-inch tapeworm removed from her intestine. Not trashy or anything, she just was skinny and had pain in her intestines a lot. Real world.
It's 2019, and the doctors in New York just now figured this shit out? Ever heard of Typhoid Mary, bitches? You're gambling every single time you leave the house. Think about meat and fruit from the grocery store. Think about sending your kids to public school. Cough, cough. Sneeze, sneeze. Touch, touch. You didn't realize? Really? Head lice and strep? I knew a girl who had a 22-inch tapeworm removed from her intestine. Not trashy or anything, she just was skinny and had pain in her intestines a lot. Real world.
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