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[–] 10 pts

Two ull byeef pyetties spyeshal sowce leetus chees peeckles onion on syesame syeed bun

[–] 5 pts

my vote is we nickname it 'Brandons' in english given it looks like a B to us and without creepy uncle joe it would still be a mcfucks.

[–] 5 pts (edited )

call it “McBrandons” and have the mascot look like senile biden in clown makeup. silly milley can be grimace.

[–] 3 pts

Trudeau in blackface could be one of the gang too.

[–] 1 pt

Would fit well with the hamburglar costume

He could take the place of birdie the early bird and be faggot the fake nog.

[–] 3 pts

McDowell's (youtube.com)

[–] 1 pt

Damn. Stole my post idea, lol. Have my upvote.

[–] 3 pts

Wait til the world starts figuring out that their brand loyalty to Americans is nothing more than the hand holding them down. We've shown for decades that we'll literally do nothing to disway outright copyright theft, so why companies wouldn't produce their own shit instead of bowing to American corporations can only mean that they're given huge kickbacks (or kids) as compensation.

[–] 2 pts

Uncle vanya is a brand of pickles already...

[–] 0 pt

how do you say 'nek minit...' in gopnik?

[–] 2 pts

> Well then. They could rebrand Coca Cola to Joke-a-Cola, Pepsi to Tipsi, Starbucks to Starfish, and etc.

[–] 1 pt

Won't be the same unless the food is shit

[–] 0 pt

It wouldn’t be the same because it’ll lack the secret additive ingredient.

[–] 0 pt

NVOOOOOOO NVOOOOOOO YOU CAN NOT HAVE MCDVONALDSSS!

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