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[–] 10 pts

Two ull byeef pyetties spyeshal sowce leetus chees peeckles onion on syesame syeed bun

[–] 5 pts

my vote is we nickname it 'Brandons' in english given it looks like a B to us and without creepy uncle joe it would still be a mcfucks.

[–] 5 pts (edited )

call it “McBrandons” and have the mascot look like senile biden in clown makeup. silly milley can be grimace.

[–] 3 pts

Trudeau in blackface could be one of the gang too.

He could take the place of birdie the early bird and be faggot the fake nog.

[–] 1 pt

Would fit well with the hamburglar costume

[–] 3 pts

Wait til the world starts figuring out that their brand loyalty to Americans is nothing more than the hand holding them down. We've shown for decades that we'll literally do nothing to disway outright copyright theft, so why companies wouldn't produce their own shit instead of bowing to American corporations can only mean that they're given huge kickbacks (or kids) as compensation.

[–] 3 pts
[–] 1 pt

Damn. Stole my post idea, lol. Have my upvote.

[–] 2 pts

> Well then. They could rebrand Coca Cola to Joke-a-Cola, Pepsi to Tipsi, Starbucks to Starfish, and etc.

[–] 2 pts

Uncle vanya is a brand of pickles already...

[–] 0 pt

how do you say 'nek minit...' in gopnik?

[–] 1 pt

Won't be the same unless the food is shit

[–] 0 pt

It wouldn’t be the same because it’ll lack the secret additive ingredient.

[–] 0 pt

Get woke go broke!

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Why would they want to have MacDonalds anyway? It's probably the most unhealthy food you can buy.

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