"Stop! If you don't show us an ID we'll arrest you."

<shows arrest warrant>

"Fine, carry on, carry on."

Honk Honk !

So, in a regular world... Letting them show an arrest warrant as ID would be a great way to catch really stupid criminals. But this is clown world... I'm sure they'll just use it to vote.

Shampoo, lotion and water bottles are to dangerous to pass security, but foreign illegal felons are OK.