^ nail on head. Most peoples problems are self created. My wife and I are trying to conceive so we don't worry about contraceptives, but playing around w/ my free shit raspberry pi doohickey I've gotten a fuckton of free condoms in the mail. Some endangered species group sent me like more than 50 at once b/c their solution to save the whales is to not have kids or some shit. Speaking of which I should update that sub. It's like halfway working and automatically clicking one site. I've even gotten these weird vaginal anti contraception film things in the mail but they sketch both of us out. Remind me later and I'll post some of this crazy shit.
Just make sure you don't spend so much time here that your forget to beat it up until she can't walk and you know she is preggers. When I say beat it up I mean sometimes you gotta get in there deep to make it work. If I wasn't as tired I would come up with at least 10 more jokes about this, but in all seriousness good luck to you and your wife.
we keep odd hours. Her usual shift is night shift. I have lots of the afternoon delight and evening variety.
I've heard you are more likely to get a boy if you do it in the morning. Probably an old wives tale though.
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