Oy vey
NO! NOOOOOOooooo! Not the Bagel shops!
The ovens are running 24 hours a day and we can't keep up!!
I was tempted to say, "Oy vey!" but the two bagel shops nearest to me when I lived in NYC were both owned by the same family of Italians.
(((Italian))) like Fauci.
(((Italian))) like Fauci.
No. Italian as in off the boat from Naples.
You don't think jews hid in Italy? Ever hear of the Inquisitions?
Once I learned about the jq I stopped eating bagels. I used to love the ones with all the seeds and grains on the bagel.
Stopped eating fish and chips, too. Once I learned about its history
Just because some jew fried a fish first doesn't mean you can't enjoy the food. Same with bagels. Just don't patronize the places run by them.
I think some jews might drink water too.
Bagels are trash carbs and all the places around here that serve fish and chips basically serve greasy shit in a basket.
I'm not missing much.
Fish and chips?
Ditto on the bagels. That's sad about the fish and chips though. . .
OH MAH GAAAAAWWWWDDDD!!!!
jewsmad
I had to get the brick of cream cheese like some God damn savage. THAT SHIT DOESN'T SPREAD
It needs to be whipped. Get a stand mixer with a whipping attachment and gradually increase the speed to full power then continue whipping for a few minutes. You may need to gradually drizzel in 1-3Tbsp of heavy cream.
You can then store it like that. The air will stay trapped in the whipped cream cheese if you put it in a sealed container.
And you can make your own cream cheese in one step with just plain yoghurt and a butter muslin (it's a little finer than a cheese cloth - you could double or triple a cheese cloth if you can't find a butter muslin). https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Cream-Cheese
You can also do it from scratch with quick buttermilk https://www.food.com/recipe/homemade-cream-cheese-13373
I'm verklempt. Not to worry though, they'll have the US military fly some in straight from Israel
Boo Hoo, Non-essential feel good items are in short supply. Rich people's problems. put some fucking cheddar cheese on that fucking bagel. No shits given.
(post is archived)