Comrade, you wont be fired, you'll just be coerced to spend $20k/year on coinflips to detect the sniffles!
Comrade, you wont be fired, you'll just be coerced to spend $20k/year on coinflips to detect the sniffles!
They'll throw you in the health hotel for 90 days where pigs will beat you with a rubber hose 4 hours a day until you flip tails 10 times in a row. Then the covid game resets for you. If civilization still exists at the end of all this I'm going to get a stained glass window commissioned of a naked man strapped to a chair being administered a brain tickler covid test by a glow nigger.
They'll throw you in the health hotel for 90 days where pigs will beat you with a rubber hose 4 hours a day until you flip tails 10 times in a row. Then the covid game resets for you. If civilization still exists at the end of all this I'm going to get a stained glass window commissioned of a naked man strapped to a chair being administered a brain tickler covid test by a glow nigger.
This is the most underrated comment of the week.
This is the most underrated comment of the week.
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