right they will just have the weekly testing kits deducted from their pay or some other bullshit will make them need to quit voluntarily
Comrade, you wont be fired, you'll just be coerced to spend $20k/year on coinflips to detect the sniffles!
They'll throw you in the health hotel for 90 days where pigs will beat you with a rubber hose 4 hours a day until you flip tails 10 times in a row. Then the covid game resets for you. If civilization still exists at the end of all this I'm going to get a stained glass window commissioned of a naked man strapped to a chair being administered a brain tickler covid test by a glow nigger.
This is the most underrated comment of the week.
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