Make a delicious pound cake with lemon icing, load it with rat poison, put it in a box on your porch. That should take care of the problem.
Make a delicious pound cake with lemon icing, load it with rat poison, put it in a box on your porch. That should take care of the problem.
But this would surely end you up in prison, as the law is rigged against people trying to stop crime (aka white people)
But this would surely end you up in prison, as the law is rigged against people trying to stop crime (aka white people)
Hypothetically thinking, if you put a label with a fake address on the box all they have is a dead body, a tainted cake and a box with an address to nowhere….
Hypothetically thinking, if you put a label with a fake address on the box all they have is a dead body, a tainted cake and a box with an address to nowhere….
I'm pretty sure porch pirates don't eat any food they incidentally steal. You might kill a rat or two
I'm pretty sure porch pirates don't eat any food they incidentally steal. You might kill a rat or two
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