You know, you're right. There's a massive amount of $$$ to be made as a high end assassin. The most lucrative jobs are the ones where the client requests the hit to look like an accident/suicide. Doing this takes lots more time, money and skill. But you could totally undercut your competition in this industry because obviously clients requesting it look like a suicide are stupid since it makes no difference and you can simply walk up to the target in a Whole Foods and pop two in the chest and one in the head. Cash money.
Your intelligence and skill are clearly wasted doing whatever it is you're doing now. You should really consider changing professions because I think you're sitting on a gold mine of an idea.
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