Putting one of your pets in charge of the house you fucking morons
Mr. Squiggles is perfectly capable of managing my affairs while I go grocery shopping.
> Putting one of your pets in charge of the house you fucking morons
Mr. Squiggles is perfectly capable of managing my affairs while I go grocery shopping.
No matter how much he begs, and how much he claims he's changed, don't let Toonces drive though.
No matter how much he begs, and how much he claims he's changed, don't let Toonces drive though.
“It said the arrests sent ‘shockwaves’ through the regiment”
That’s because they’re clearly a bunch of moronic faggots.
“It said the arrests sent ‘shockwaves’ through the regiment”
That’s because they’re clearly a bunch of moronic faggots.
That's why he's been entrusted with my Power of Attorney and the key to the cabinet where I keep the dog treats.
That's why he's been entrusted with my Power of Attorney and the key to the cabinet where I keep the dog treats.
and if anyone asks, yes, he is still wheelchair bound after that terrible fender bender 15 years ago.
and if anyone asks, yes, he is still wheelchair bound after that terrible fender bender 15 years ago.
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