New conspiracy theory: sex is fake. It was made up by the cia in the 1970s pushed by agents like ron jeremy and hugh hefner. Think about it guys, have you ever actually HAD sex? Seen it? No. Babies come from eggs that are laid by women during their periods. Thats why theyre so private about it. And if anyone tells you sex is real theyre just being paid off by big sex and you should punch them in the face
Literally retarded.
Lol.
So i was really bored and horny and my wife (18F) wasn't home. so like every man i watched some good old porn on my (Leonovo windows 10) pc. But porn wasn't doing it. I tried using a block of cheese like another hot reddit post but no luck. I looked around the house but nothing was hot enough. Eventually i found myself in the basement (concrete) and saw lego mario. God. i felt my dick (2 inches) harden. I finally found the perfect thing to jack off to. I picked up the small toy and turned him on. "Lego mario time!" God it was so fricking sexy. Lego mario is like a digital anime boy. He's so frickin hot. I came (1 oz) just listening to his voice. Once i was finished cumming i put lego mario in my palm and kissed him. Then my (18F) wife walked in. sex. She saw me cheating on her with lego mario. We got divorced and now lego mario and i are happily married. I sex him every day. he's so much hotter than my ex (18f) wife.
Literally retarded shill is now blocked.
I'm sorry you are literally retarded. Re-read the thread. Understand you are profoundly ignorant and irrational. Uncited facts were provided. Facts without citation remain facts; even when they hurt your feelings. Facts do hurt your feelings. To which you admitted ignorance but didn't change position. You then provided a literally retarded false equivalence while admitting ignorance of everything. Squarely establishing you are literally retarded.
When you know you're ignorant, perhaps change your tone, have a discussion rather than literally retarded false assertions. Especially when all evidence confirms you literally retarded. Contrary to your retardation, I'm not required to provide you an education. Though literally retarded people disagree.
I'm sorry you're literally retarded. If you reread the thread and do not understand why your participation proves you literally retarded, you just confirmed you are literally retarded and so retarded you don't understand just how retarded you are (see Dunning-Kruger). Which again confirms you are literally retarded.
You are blocked. Expect no further reply. Sorry about your Jewish retardation.
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