> I help develop software for a customer, which involved image processing, so we worked in matlab matlab is a language used for students to study with, not build enterprise applications in. Also, the NSA has customers? > We do higher level object oriented programming, java "I use unnecessary abstractions because I like to masturbate with programming patterns." > So I am a *pauses to think*...computer scientist. He had to *pause* to think of this answer lol. The pink headband he was wearing was restricting the bloodflow to his brain. > We program in assembler language Thats a type of language, not a language itself. > I make a dashboard! I have two cows. The government takes one, to pay for you to *make a dashboard!*. Have a gold star buddy, for all your hard work.