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[–] 41 pts

Do not fly anymore whenever possible, let the air travel industry fail!

[–] [deleted] 23 pts (edited )

You also just might be saving your life, and the lives of your loved ones.

[–] 6 pts

Until they start falling out of the sky of course.

[–] 5 pts

Crashes will be blamed on huwhite supremacy.

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Funny that "the safest way to travel" TM is about to change. Well gallows humor anyway.

Then again, could be a lot of faith in the autopilots. Because that worked out so well for the 737 Max.

[–] 1 pt

right onto someones house, luckily that cowl didn't kill anyone in Denver

[–] 13 pts

The problem is that they are propped up by tax dollars. If there weren't they would have failed long ago and we would, at the very least, have new airlines that didn't have these legacy problems.

[–] 10 pts

It's Corporate Socialism at the top. We just have an illusion of free market Capitalism.

[–] 0 pt

EXACTLY.

this is why 10 people have made roughly 400 billion dollars collectively since this coronaronadingdong started. They work for 6 major corporations and are giggling and laughing like Kamaltoe the dindu hindu as over 150000 small family businesses were lost destroying millions of peoples lives.

Kamaltoe, Sloppy Joe, Skeletorosi, Halfsy Hussein and the rest of their democrat peons are the devils incarnate for allowing the destruction of so many innocent lives. More than the fake 6 million in the holo-cost have suffered and live in poverty. Over 40 million people are now hopeless because of the democrats.

[–] 0 pt

Yep. Internet service provider choices in your area? Like... two.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

This also applies to the medical system. (((They))) would sooner kill your family than let physicians practice without an affirmative action residency.

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Can't remember the last white male doctor I had. They're just damn hard to find.

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They’re not relying on travelers to make it. Haven’t since the 80’s. Just another parasite suckling off the tax payer teet

[–] 3 pts

Corporate Socialism instead of free market Capitalism. Large corporations get welfare from the government which get funds from forced taxation.

[–] 1 pt

It's dictatorship via proxy. The people who are expected to fund these systems of insufferable intolerance also finance their own demise.

"Thank God" we have anti-trust laws that prevent that.......(/s)

[–] 3 pts

We will just have to buy our own airplanes.

What a way to ensure shitty pilots.

Black females is the demographic least likely to fly airplanes without crashing them on the planet. Cognitively wrong for the job in so many ways.

[–] 3 pts

It's designed chaos. They don't care about black females.

[–] 2 pts

Of all women drivers we know who is the most crazy.

[–] 3 pts

Chinky ladies.

”Harro, this is your pirot speaking!”

Noooooo!!!

[–] 3 pts

Wont work. You just bought 10 tickets this year with your tax dollars or inflation already. They are fully subsidized by the printing press in the FED. If people dont fly they can stop keeping up pretenses and just steal the money directly without all those pesky airplanes to worry about.

[–] 0 pt

There might be a reasonable amount of money in nontraditional airlines. Surf Air type stuff. Not that I'm good at this kind of thing. But I'd buy that service.

[–] 18 pts

“Ayo this yo pilot so you stank ass bitches better settle tha fuck down. We bout to head to... sound of rustling paper and general negro confusion... some fucking place I don’t know fuck all y’all. All you white mother fuckers can get the fuck off an walk”.

Fuck flying with air Wakanda

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Yall niggaz bout take off out dis bitch!! So all yall chicken head ass bitches hold awn tuh yalls weeve. Niggaz yall know tuh hold yalls diiiiick hahaha noem seyin??!? Strap ya gatz eeen fuck white ass honkey supreshun seat belts!! We up out dis bitch!!

[–] 16 pts

Why isn't there a push for Japanese pilots? Irish pilots?

Because of what they are pushing it isn't logically grounded.

[–] 10 pts

Guaranteed the "Irish" pilot will have been Irish for almost 6 months, is named Wopompopo, and describes their gender as "It's complicated"

[–] 1 pt

I meant ethnically irish, similar to how elon musk isn't considered african. If there was any meritocracy at all then irish would always get the job over "irish".

[–] 4 pts

When he gets brought up in conversation I always point out his being the most successful african-american on earth. It's awesome. NPCs usually have that record-needle scratch moment where they realize they'd have to argue that a literal african-american is somehow disqualified from that title vs "americans of african descent".

[–] 4 pts

Because Irish pilots take everyone to the pub.

[–] 0 pt

That kind of really happened: https://youtu.be/GWB9elAHy6Y. Except, the Irish pilot stole a plane on a bet made at the bar while he was drinking. He then landed the plane in front of the bar and collected his bet. So, the losers did another bet that he couldn't do a repeat. So he did it again. Double or nothing I guess?

[–] 2 pts

do not forget the Irish guy who wanted to steal a bus to go home but could not find the bus that does his route

[–] 9 pts (edited )

This is all caused by the BIG LIE that females and Blacks can also have high IQs as the males sometimes born with high IQs.

The big Leftist lie of niggers being real humans with similar IQs to Whitey caused this nightmare.

SKILLS TESTS are racist! Pilots are RACIST! Physics is racist and sexist! Math is racist and sexist! Programming is racist and sexist!

Sorry, Girls! But The Smartest People In The World Are All Men :
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2015/10/02/sorry-girls-but-the-smartest-people-in-the-world-are-all-men/

Chess is racist and sexist!

In History, as of 2021, not one Black Chess Grandmaster ever, born in USA!

Chess Grandmasters? Almost all are genetic males! I wonder why? Chess must be so sexist!

IQ facts and DNA are racist and sexist!

[–] 9 pts

But just think of all the TicTok videos of black pilots dancing in the cockpit?

chikn grease on dem control tings be all causin crashes an shit.

Nigga deyt jeri curl niggaaaaa. Aym treyin tuh axtivayte deez cuntrolls N sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!

[–] 1 pt

'Whea da fuck I can plug in mah eyephone?'

[–] 2 pts

When the plane crashes that will be racist, because it was designed by white men. The black pilot will be the victim.

[–] 0 pt

Male niggers aren't ever born with high IQs by real standards. Their "high IQ" is like 110.

[–] 7 pts

Yeah-huh, dis iz your pilot Rasahanda Johnson speaking. Wez about to hit some turb-you-lance so ya'll best buckle your asses up. Dey don't pay me enuff to tell ya'll twice, so sit ya'ass down for a minute while I's try to do some kac-you-lations and get us out dis mess

[–] 3 pts

I'm finna aks ya'll to buckle yo seatbelts.

But seriously, we shouldn't let niggers near all those flotation devices

[–] [deleted] 7 pts

Imagine some sheboon eeking and ooking at the control tower. Even black people don't want this.

[–] 6 pts (edited )

ATC: United 224 heavy. Decend and maintain 7000.

Pilot: Wat! You just call me heavy! Uh ah! No you dinn't!

ATC: United 224 heavy! Decend and maintain 7000!

Pilot: What the fuck you sayin' nigga! I be da one dats flyin' here.

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Well, at least the new episode of Air Crash Investigation will be entertaining.


Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr, Fuck You! I'm eating!

[–] 7 pts

What about their board? Needs some darkness.

[–] 3 pts

Why are media companies so white? We need at least 50% minority representation on the board of the 5 major media conglomerates.

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Yes, and Jews don’t count! They are “fellow whites”.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Corp version of Rules for Thee but Not for Me.

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Since you'll need a vaccine passport and Real ID to fly soon it'll be liberals falling out of the sky.

Well, them and Indonesias.

[–] 5 pts

Landing a plane is not the place where you want the deficiencies inherent to an affirmative action hire to manifest.

[–] 4 pts

Landing may be the hardest part of every day flying, but realistically the biggest threat is when shit goes wrong. IQ is literally the measure of ones ability to solve problems. It measures not only accuracy but speed. This is absolutely the deciding factor in outcomes when something goes wrong. Nearly ever aviation accident could be averted if the pilot was intelligent enough to do the right thing. And there is no way to really know how many more tragedies there would be if high IQ pilots were not there to avert disaster.

In this field more than in any other it is not education that makes the difference but IQ.

I am so tempted to say "fuck it, let them learn the hard way" but realistically they wont. And they will cover up pilot error and report it as mechanical or situational and claim that there was nothing the pilot could do.

I guarantee the Jewish airlines won't be putting apes in the cockpit.

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"Any landing you walk away from is a sucessful one" - Unknown.

lets put it this way, the absolute greatest kind of person you can have in the pilots seat of an airliner is an ex fighter pilot, those fuckers can make planes do things they shouldnt and go have a look at any one of hundreds of miracle stories of planes that landed that shouldnt and what do you not generally see anywhere near the cockpit? ill leave that to you.

awesome awesome video ive seen for the life of me i can no longer remember his name but famous pilot (not yaeger) doing multiple completely unpowered loops constantly trading speed for altitude for speed for altitude perfectly balanced (thats what them fighter plane people talk about when they want 'high kinetic engagements' shit like that got learned in places like the pacific war with big fat heavy buffalo fighters vs light wood zeros, once the yanks learned to start high dive in rape them and get the fuck out again, the japanese lost their manouvering advantage and got fucked), then another one on the inside of the plane doing loops and barrel rolls with a glass of water on the dash and the water not moving.

shit you can even land an f-15 with one wing and fighter planes are designed to be completely unbalanced (leave the stick and throttle alone it will tend to move away from straight and level, thats how they can be flicked around the way they are vs cessna which is balanced and designed to right itself to straight and level.

now go look up the cornfield bomber as to what happens when the pilot ditches from an uncontrollable craft that then rights itself

[–] 0 pt

they thought of this already, that is why going forward with every pilot license they will get a free abacus.

[–] 3 pts

They've been doing this in the medical industry for years. It would be interesting to know how many deaths they've caused. Probably millions.

[–] 0 pt

In the US, medical malpractice kills far more than any other cause. So yep, literally millions. I think it's something like 600k per year due to malpractice and unnecessary procedures.

[–] 3 pts

Don't worry, the planes will land, only at a much higher rate of speed and into surfaces that are not airports.

[–] 2 pts

Lordy Lordy thez puyt the airport in de rong place

[–] 1 pt

Knowing geography, making flight plans, doing pre-flight checks and maintaining the requirements of a pilot license is racist yo.

[–] 0 pt

Uh, insurance? Thank God above for the Jews.

[–] 3 pts

'Uhhh...Captain Shaniqua, we are about to land, maybe you should extend the landing gea...'

'AH DOHN NEED YOU TELL ME HOWTA DO MAH FUKKIN JOB, BEE-ITCH!'

(crash sounds)

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