Probably some arbitrary measurement like how much fried chicken you've consumed over the past year.
Or for more accuracy (number of arrests X shade of brown percent).
Probably some arbitrary measurement like how much fried chicken you've consumed over the past year.
Or for more accuracy (number of arrests X shade of brown percent).
Probably need to be convicted of at least 5 felonies to qualify
Probably need to be convicted of at least 5 felonies to qualify
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