To qualify for Evanston's reparations program, Black residents must have either lived in Evanston between 1919 and 1969 and suffered from housing discrimination, or be a direct descendant of someone who did.
my great great grandmammy lived in Evanston for a year and was raped by a nigger do i get gibs? or do they go around with that color gage that Prince Phillip went at Princess Niglets child with and you have to be at least a certain shade of brown to get the money?
should i try that other trick the russian guy did where he shoved his head into a coal bag and thrashed about and came out in perfect blackface before i visit the office of gibs?
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