Iv been arrested far too many times to be worried about the police
For the dick pic stuff or unrelated?
I can tell you the most dick related arrest story. People think it’s funny. So here it is. I was in high school. Was partying. Drank way way way too much. I party hard. So then I had to go home cause my parents rightfully didn’t trust me. So i thought I would go by Walmart to get gum to cover the alcohol on my breathe. I drive to Walmart somehow. After that everything is second hand. I kinda remember walking around Walmart. I do remember the cashier girl was staring at me with the weirdest look. But I didn’t know why and I was smashed. Then I woke up in the hospital. I hear beep beep beep. I wake up and I’m in bed with an Iv in my arm. I yank it out of my arm cause I always thought it looked cool it the movies. Apparently I was walking around with my pants down around my ankles at the store. Or off idk. So the nurses walk in and they say we need you to piss in this cup. I said noooooooooo. I’m too drunk to see at this point. I feel arms on my arms. Feel my gown go up. Feel somebody grab my dick and jam a catheter in my dick god it hurt so bad. They were testing my urine obviously. It came back clean other than alcohol which is funny cause I took pills and smoked weed as well. Turns out I had alcohol poisoning. My blood level was a .34 which is a few drinks away from dying. Especially at 16. The nurse walked me around the hospital for a while to see if I could. She was super pissed at me. Apparently The cop had seen me at Walmart and got me in the car. I threw up in the car. I don’t remember any of this. And he took me to the hospital. When I woke up the next day I stood up out of bed and had a head rush so bad I passed out again. My parents were also pissed. My poor mother. When they got to the er there was blood all over the floor and she thought it was me. So she thought I was dying or something.
Oh and the reason the cop found me is cauze I lost my car in the parking lot. Thank god for that. I definitely would have hurt somebody. I ended up totaling that car anyways though. With my first dui. Few months after thus
I would watch a sit-com starring you and @phantom42-1 . Sort of a dystopian “Odd Couple”
That sounds really gay.
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