I've got a better one. A dude with a sought after location freehold property/ life style farm has an intrusion of 'shadowy figures' accessing his property, lo and behold a drug enforcement helicopter takes surveillance photos of what appear to be a 'few pots of cannibus plants' hidden in this trees, after disposing of these several times, a drug raid finds the remains of the pots n plant material , charge him and then seize the entire farm under asset forfeiture - which iirc is then sold at police auction to a member of the city council who had previously enquired about purchasing the block but was told by the original owner to jack off not for sale.... Puts the road pirate's confiscating peoples cash (just as bad) from the side of the road into a little perspective.