Get in good with the local meat packing plant. (Shoot and) Deposit dead nog in vat, make chorizo. No one talks... problem solved.
Hog farmer buddy/relative is better. Throw the corpse in the pigpen, the lil piggies will even eat the bones and teef
You remove the teeth so your aren't sifting through pig shit. Come on.
Great ProTip, but my hogs will eat a goddamn refrigerator if I don't feed em a few days
That one works too. just didn't know how many of those are still around in California
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