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Hey baby, I wants yours pantyhose on my face. No seriously. Don't run, Come back.
Hey baby, I wants yours pantyhose on my face. No seriously. Don't run, Come back.
here is the link (PDF):
[PDF Here](https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/pdfs/mm7007e1-H.pdf)
Hard to take these people seriously
I thought they said masks aren't for the wearer's protection but for others? These fucking assholes need to be called out.
I thought they said masks aren't for the wearer's protection but for others? These fucking assholes need to be called out.
That bank robber meme needs to be updated to literally hose over the head.
That bank robber meme needs to be updated to literally hose over the head.
I hear a tinfoil hat is 100% effective against the Flu Manchu.
I hear a tinfoil hat is 100% effective against the Flu Manchu.
Just wait until they start focusing on https://www.the-sun.com/news/685841/doctor-coronavirus-people-spreading-farts/
Just wait until they start focusing on https://www.the-sun.com/news/685841/doctor-coronavirus-people-spreading-farts/
A simple fart should be sufficient to demonstrate the total uselessness of masks. Too bad sheep don't think.
A simple fart should be sufficient to demonstrate the total uselessness of masks. Too bad sheep don't think.
How does a fart demonstrate the uselessness of masks exactly?
How does a fart demonstrate the uselessness of masks exactly?
No matter what clothes you're wearing, you smell that instantly, meaning fecal particles are now in your nose.
Virus particles are smaller.
No matter what clothes you're wearing, you smell that instantly, meaning fecal particles are now in your nose.
Virus particles are smaller.
I always double-mask my asshole in two cloth, uh, masks when I'm out in public. So naturally it's impossible (by the rules of clownvirus world) for my ass gas to spread coronavirus. This "doctor" didn't even think through one iteration of the consequences of his hypothesis before he unleashed it on the American Press like setting a rat loose in a locker room full of cheerleaders.
I always double-mask my asshole in two cloth, uh, masks when I'm out in public. So naturally it's impossible (by the rules of clownvirus world) for my ass gas to spread coronavirus. This "doctor" didn't even think through one iteration of the consequences of his hypothesis before he unleashed it on the American Press like setting a rat loose in a locker room full of cheerleaders.
I think the new guidelines require pantyhose for all orifices and vents that expel gasses
I think the new guidelines require pantyhose for all orifices and vents that expel gasses
We all might as well just dress like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction and be done with it.
We all might as well just dress like the Gimp from *Pulp Fiction* and be done with it.
If you wear underwear then you have to layers of cloth over it anyway. Cloth mask.
If you wear underwear then you have to layers of cloth over it anyway. Cloth mask.
If you wear underwear then you have to layers of cloth over it anyway. Cloth mask.
"Thats why 3 or more masks are better!"
I asked an expert, and he said 14-15 masks were the most efficient. He put the number at about 14.88 masks.
> If you wear underwear then you have to layers of cloth over it anyway. Cloth mask.
"*Thats why 3 or more masks are better!*"
I asked an expert, and he said 14-15 masks were the most efficient.
He put the number at about 14.88 masks.
Half the population can’t spell pneumonia.
Half the population can’t spell pneumonia.
Twilight Zone is looking pretty normal these days. In fact, anywhere off planet bizarre looks pretty normal.
Twilight Zone is looking pretty normal these days. In fact, anywhere off planet bizarre looks pretty normal.
If I do this, am I required to rob a liquor store, or is that optional?
If I do this, am I required to rob a liquor store, or is that optional?
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