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From the story:

>A Los Angeles man ended up in the emergency room after doing the 'Gorilla Glue Challenge,' inspired by the viral story of a Louisiana woman who sprayed permanent adhesive all over her hair and required the assistance of a surgeon to remove it.

>Len Martin, who is also originally from Louisiana, was convinced that Tessica Brown was lying about the Gorilla Glue incident, and her hair was not — as she claimed — immovably and frighteningly stuck to her head.

>To prove his hunch, Martin bought some Gorilla Glue of his own, using it to stick a red plastic cup to his face — only to realized he'd made a horrible mistake and couldn't get it off. Doctors managed to remove the cup, but it did involve 'painful peeling.'

>Martin is now warning others not to try the Gorilla Glue Challenge.

From the story: >>A Los Angeles man ended up in the emergency room after doing the 'Gorilla Glue Challenge,' inspired by the viral story of a Louisiana woman who sprayed permanent adhesive all over her hair and required the assistance of a surgeon to remove it. >>Len Martin, who is also originally from Louisiana, was convinced that Tessica Brown was lying about the Gorilla Glue incident, and her hair was not — as she claimed — immovably and frighteningly stuck to her head. >>To prove his hunch, Martin bought some Gorilla Glue of his own, using it to stick a red plastic cup to his face — only to realized he'd made a horrible mistake and couldn't get it off. Doctors managed to remove the cup, but it did involve 'painful peeling.' >>Martin is now warning others not to try the Gorilla Glue Challenge.

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[–] • 18 pts

And he went to the hospital with the entire plastic cup still on his face. Too retarded to even cut off all but the rim with scissors. We are paying for him to exist and breed. The world is doomed.

[–] • 4 pts

He's pretty stupid, he'll probably eventually fall on a bullet.

[–] • 3 pts

Looks like an old silverback. Couple decades overdue.

[–] • 2 pts

you don't wait for rot to spoil the ground around it, you remove it.

[–] • 0 pt

I'd like to propose a new nigger challenge -- the "shoot yourself in the face" challenge. Come on, pussies, I dare you.

[–] • 4 pts

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[–] • 3 pts

Thanks. I'm just learning how many subverses exist here -- with only a few listed in the top line menu.

[–] • 1 pt

Don't worry. AOU is a micromanaging faggot and will likely just move the post for you at some point.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

again with the gorilla glue. nogs just aren't the brightest life form on the planet 🙄

[–] • 2 pts

Stupid is as stupid does! What a surprise, another fat, lazy, low IQ, good for nothing nigger does something stupid. Color me shocked.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

.....and they wonder why we didn't want niggers in White society.

[–] • 1 pt

Maybe like in a zoo or something, but not out roaming freely pretending to be people!

[–] • 1 pt

!!

[–] • 1 pt

As far as I can tell, the only thing Gorilla glue actually sticks to is skin, and I guess hair. Trying to use it for anything has only resulted in gluing myself.

[–] • 0 pt

Anybody who can't handle something as simple as "glue" is too stupid to exist.

[–] • 0 pt

If you're calling me stupid, well, that doesn't make Gorilla glue any better of a product. My experience is that no matter what you are gluing, there is a better sort of glue for it than super glue. Except for skin. That was my point. If you want to glue skin together, super glue is pretty good at that.

[–] • 0 pt

Ive used it to glue teeth into skulls, and jawbones to skulls. Works quite well. Also used it to glue a fishing swivel into a bear claw and a tip of an arrow with the broadhead in it. Its serious stuff.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

How fucking retarded do you have to be? Someone feed him a Tide Pod casserole, put him out of his misery.

[–] • 0 pt

Gorilla glues advertised cure time is 24 hours. We need to use this to meme the gorilla glue challenge into reality for niggers across the country. They need to try to jerk off with it before it sets. Slow that birth rate down.

[–] • 0 pt

OMG....He doesn't even have the "I thought it was hair product" excuse....He used the regular glue. I know that IQ is a bell curve and there are some very intelligent black people, I've known some. Unfortunately, 90% are some level of retarded.

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