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Fuck, if I had access to the best healthcare in history and the healthiest lifestyle ever I'd sure as fuck make it past 57.

Kind of makes you think about all the complaints about how access to health care is keeping a certain group helpless

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Rothschilds and most billionaires, really, all hit their 90s for this exact reason.. constant top tier medicine most of which isn't available to the public but only the rich and politicians. He was assassinated.

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Suicided with red scarf and door knob?

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Coronaronadingdong related heart attack maybe?

Our city just had two coronaronadingdong deaths in a car accident. A woman was speeding to the hospital with a slight coof and crashed into another totally healthy man. Since she was panicking about coronaronadingdong and didn't actually have it, both deaths were attributed to it.

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Eddie VanHalen’s son commenting on his father’s death, “He had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer and given only six weeks to live....he went to Germany and lived another three years.”