Bruce Willis was arrested today on charges of threatening people with a firearm, making terroristic threats, and destruction of property. When asked to leave a store because he was not wearing a mask, Willis angrily smashed the glass door, and severely cut his bare feet on the way out. He returned to the store minutes later with a scary looking black gun. He was quoted as saying "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho." Witnesses claimed Willis threatened store employees with the gun while making what they described as "cowboy noises."
Bruce Willis was arrested today on charges of threatening people with a firearm, making terroristic threats, and destruction of property. When asked to leave a store because he was not wearing a mask, Willis angrily smashed the glass door, and severely cut his bare feet on the way out. He returned to the store minutes later with a scary looking black gun. He was quoted as saying "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho." Witnesses claimed Willis threatened store employees with the gun while making what they described as "cowboy noises."
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